Jess would win MANY awards. Yes.

This week's theme is what awards we would win.

I really wasn't sure what the theme was going to be. But I was inspired by the Shorty Awards, which were broadcasted online tonight. In case you were living under a rock (or don't have a twitter. Same thing.) the Shorty Awards are these award things given out to the best... Actually, let me just use what the website says:

The Shorty Awards are a worldwide effort to engage hundreds of thousands of Twitter users to identify the best people and organizations on Twitter, culminating in a blockbuster ceremony in New York City.

Anyway, Maureen Johnson was nominated in the Weird category AND SHE DIDN'T WIN. SO, SO UPSET. This was her, in nervousness:

And she just lost! When they announced the winner, this was me. (You NEED to click on that link. Your life will be changed forever.)

Also, in happier news, my school - well, school newspaper, really - is going to start the voting process for this superficial "Best" contest. Like, best couple, best hair, best eyes... etc. I really, really hope that I'll win the "Most Successful Writer" category.

I'm not kidding, that's an actual category. It's weird, because there are very few people in my school that actually enjoy writing. So, even the people that kind of despise me will still vote for me, because there is literally NO ONE ELSE TO VOTE FOR. :)

But, if I were to win an award, I would want it to be... Most Thought-Provoking. I'd like to be known as someone who gets others thinking. Yeah.

Lastly, thanks so much to everyone for all the birthday wishes! You all rock :D

Annica, I'll read you tomorrow!