Jess says, "RAWR STRAIGHT LINES RAWR!"

This week's theme is what we just CAN'T do. Mine is kind of ridiculous, but yeah, I can't draw straight lines.

"That's fine, Jess," you say, "Not many people can draw straight lines on their own. Most people need rulers or something like that."

Oh, dear reader, you are misunderstanding me. I CAN'T DRAW STRAIGHT LINES. Even with a ruler. I can't. I don't know why. But I can't.

I've known this for a while, as I can't do many things straight. Such as, but not limited to, cutting things out (even with one of those paper cutters; it'll always be diagonal or something), hanging up posters, sticking stickers, writing on paper (even if it has lines), walking. Yeah.

The only reason that I'm really noticing it now is because I have to draw straight lines in TWO classes! Math and Art. Art is obvious, but we're learning about lines and crap in Math, so yeah. I have to graph eight lines each night for homework, and the hardest part for me is not going through the multi-step formulas, but drawing a straight line with a ruler.

It's very infuriating.

In happier news, I'm turning 14 on Thursday! For some reason, I'm not really looking forward to my birthday this year. I've always been really excited about my birthday before, but it doesn't really seem like much to me now.

Tomorrow is going to be a crazy day for me! First thing in the morning, I'm downloading Vices & Virtues, the new P!atD album. If it is not up on iTunes by 6 am EST, I'm going to kill someone. During lunch at school, I was invited to this exclusive party thing, which will be fun. We're getting food and stuff. It's because I got an A on this Grammar Exam, which everyone did really, really bad on. (I have another party on my birthday during lunch, because I wrote a fantastic essay, which everyone else did really bad on as well.) Then, after school, I'm taking this giant National French Exam. It's an optional thing, and really difficult. Those of us in my class that got chosen are under a lot of pressure, because 9 of the top 10 students in the country last year were in our French teacher's class. I'm really nervous, but also excited.

I just want to thank Annica for being today's fill in on FiveTeenVloggers. She did an awesome job, and all five of us are eternally grateful! So, um, yeah. Annica, I'll read you tomorrow!

PS: I'm currently uploading a Thoughts From Places video on my personal channel. It's pretty awesome, or at least I think it is. I'll link it here sometime soon.